PokeLOVE?

Oh, how can I resist
That one buffet
That fills me up every time?
How can I not be jealous
Of those chinky eyes?
That eyeful tail?

With blue skin even more
Intense in its hue than
The hide of a Na'vi;
With a smile more
Sexy and serrated than a saw -
You hold me in awe.
It's true.

Wobbuffet:
I choose you.

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A/N: Ehehehe. This is dedicated to my ex-hub, Winnie Liu, who wanted a poem that incorporated Wobbuffet. :/ It's written in her perspective. :D And I decided to keep it PG this time. SORRY.