ARRRgh.

A pirate's life,
You live for sure,
And rarely do you
Land on shore,
But the times you have,
It's made me mad.
You never fail
To leave me sad.

You steal the air with which I breathe,
My locked up heart is what you thieve,
You heist the mask that disguises me,
Among several other acts of larceny.

And it's driving me crazy.