Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Wet Socks Make Me Angry

I like socks.
I really do - I'm not joking.
But what I really do not like
Is when they are soaking.

Squish squish squish -
Doesn't that annoy you?
It definitely annoys me especially
When it's also soaking the shoe.

Such a bother!
So infuriating!
What did I ever do
To deserve such a thing?
Who left that puddle on the floor?
Who decided to let it rain?
Whether my socks will get wet
Is something only I should ordain!

I like socks.
I really do - I swear.
I wear them everywhere.

I like socks.
It's something on
Which you can bet.

But please,
Just don't let
Them get
Fucking
Wet.

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A/N: Wow, writing a poem a day really makes one run out of things to say. *_* Thanks, Albert, for this lovely topic.

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